Flirting is so stupid and time consuming. Cut the bullshit do you want to fuck me or not

(via 1o17)

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Anonymous asked: are you a girl or boy?

Girl

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iamanafricanprincess:

I want to know what happened

vanillac0ke:

when Romeo realised he had made a big mistake tootling around the bath

euphoricspirit:

’ I’ll tie rocks to my feet, anchors to my wrists. I’ll dive in the deepest end, I won’t even hold my breathe. I’l let go as soon as I splash into the darkness, and I’ll drift off, ever so slowly to the heavens above.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: idiotshitbaby, via u-ok)

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emilie - canada

your girlfriend looks like my mom